friday

buggeration

My hot water system has shiat itself!  We are on day 2 of no hot water.  All fingers and Toes are crossed that someone can come fix it by the weekend.  Tomorrow I have that huge kids party and i am desperate to wash my hair.  Bird baths just aren't cutting it.  Not only that but had trouble trying to get out of the tub this morning.  Gravity took over the midsection and made it so difficult. 
good/bad

A manual to understanding women (stolen)

9 Phrases Women Use

1. "Fine"  This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. "Five Minutes"  If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. "Nothing"  This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. "Go Ahead"  This is a dare, not permission. Do Not Do It!

5. Loud Sigh  This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6. "That's Okay"  This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. "Thanks"  A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome’. This will bring on a 'whatever').

8. "Whatever"  Is a woman's way of saying...Go to Hell

9. "Don't worry about it, I got it"  Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response, refer to # 3


cheeky

first craving

Fasta Pasta .... Fettuchini Mona Lisa
Sauteed bacon, sun dried tomatoes, pine nuts, baby spinach, basil and a hint of chilli in a light cream-based and Napoli sauce.
Australia flag

LOW LIFES

Someone STOLE our Australian Flag right off our front door last night.
How low is that?
I am in awwe on how they did it ...it was screwed and tied there real good.
You would think that people would have a little more respect for an Australian Flag.  Esspecially when we have ANZAC day on Saturday.

LOW-LIFE BASTARDS
 
 
cheeky

funny


A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.
"Mom", he asked, "Are these my brains?"
"Not yet", she replied.

 
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If the global crisis continues at the present rate,

by the end of this year

only two banks will be left operational....

the Blood Bank and the Sperm Bank!

And don't you just know that

when these two banks merge it would be staffed by

bloody wankers.

 


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Not again

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I have the biggest nicotine cravings right now.  But trying to be good.
Lit one up yesterday morning and I felt sick as soon as I lit it. 
Gotta be strong.  No more smokes.